break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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