did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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