Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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