awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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