this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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