Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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