she kept yelling 'call me bella'
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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