My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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