i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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