I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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