We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
