I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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