He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I enjoy the company of your penis
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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