seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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