I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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