im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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