So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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