This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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