Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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