Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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