butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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