And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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