I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
