butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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