id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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