I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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