singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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