look no pants
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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