That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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