chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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