no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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