it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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