Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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