Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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