Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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