yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I think your dad took our porno
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You left your phone here
Wait...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
