your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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