Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
we should paint friendship bongs
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