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My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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