I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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