I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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