So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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