i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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