fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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