Do you still have your period?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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