your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
it's great music for shaving your balls
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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