My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
