some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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