You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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