I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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