It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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