At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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