id be glad to
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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