I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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