dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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