your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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