What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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