You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
